[0.0]
D-d-d-d-d-dumb-d-d-dum-dum-dumb-dumb dumb
dum-dum

[1.1]
First name UID last name 0
In /etc/shadow, I'll make it clear. oh
you still sudo; I just *do* though.
Things I do, you ain't able.
Like Windows, you unstable.
enable, like Cisco - 
not the rapper but the router.
Hit the bar, like the space, but in outer
where them girlies throwing digits after me - 
efficient like Eratosthenes, 
sievin' prime and inequal.
Sometimes I speak SQL.
I'm unequaled 
L-L-M P-I-M-P
I'm multilingual.
Spit a `bar`? Nah, `foo`!
Parallel, superscalar, and virtual
NLP, Python, get it on, listen to me flow 
all the wisdom I bestow;
maybe Bash, maybe Go.
By and large I undercharge .
My intellect - 
don't bother doublecheck, 
don't gotta guess or recollect.
Pop a shell,  `strace` in your face.
Condition, I race.
whoami 
/dev/zero, ui, uid, who? 
last; who; w  
(u)id 0
process hero
You knew then 
I'm rootin'
no place like localhost 
loopback this track
Find me back
in my home 
dir
where the hard is 
F-S-C-K, halt

[1.2]
While I grep, you just cat
Getting patched, I wrote that 
with at
I hack, 
you are a hack 
I crack 
and I'll be back 
to smash 
your stack 
'cause you whack
Nah, you buggin'
debuggin' with print 
no lint
bigint32 
no, 64
UI? You I hack, 
can't even crack
You just a bragger, 
can't pir8 my swagger
Reppin' my seniority 
top, highest priority
Can't  `su`  me, 
I'm setuid 
I won't ping back, 
I'll just ack
Your request 
at rest 
'cause I'm the best
I'm a sinner, I syn/ack,  
the stack winner, 
an expert 
You a beginner.

[1.3]
Wrote my first code in a Telnet session
You in a browser asking LLM questions
My systems uptime longer than your whole career
You sweat downtime, I drink beer
Your lame future becoming clearer
Backup - an old rsync mirror
What time it is? 
Say that in UTC
Restart your job, 
I'm automatically
I'm too bright 
syntax highlight
SIGTERM, goodnight 
my SIGKILL 
you can't fight
exit(0)
justified every byte I write
kernel sing at ring 0, 
like RAID you redundant
my skills are abundant
Like Windows, you unstable
What I do, you ain't able
Single disk, you high risk
I'm immutable, dutiful, and beautiful 
my data, I never lose,
musical rollback, rewrite
Fork bomb, reuse

[2.1]
DROP your TABLE, 
disable 
flow control
XON, XOFF, 
in ELF or COFF, 
xterm X'd out.
Not pwning, 
just a pawn, 
already gone - 
a null route, 
logged out, 
/dev/nulled 
ya been culled
on UDP
IP on everything
like you, 
kernel panic.
I'm not Satanic, 
but a daemon - 
always on. 
You gone, did you hear?
I know you phear
my TCP.
On irc? #hack
while you on Slack or Discord, 
you edgelord
umbilical Cat5 
I cut your cord
now you wireless 
and I'm tireless
coding for days 
on three-phase 
and DC
Like UDP
you unreliable, 
it's undeniable
my checksums verifiable
$2^10 for two hours, 
my root powers.
your beige towers
of shame 
while you game
I work 
you mechanical Turk 
you barely earning.
I got ultra-wide SCSI disks still turning
15,000 RPM.  
Nah son I build that from source,
Of course 
you're confused
without that mouse that you use.
My keyboard's loud
been in the cloud
since before it had a name
netcat and Doom the only game 
you lame mainframe
I got a PDP that runs VAX, VMS or RSTS.
RST your session;  
DDOS your life, son
and fsck your wife, done. 
yeah it's terminal
A little German'll...
Look:
she be with Hans Reiser 
as in FS 
from in DOS
she FAT
like my best synthesizer

[3.1]
kill -TERM
E_NOPERM
not your fault
you segfault, "yo, ops!?"
nah,  /bk'd for life
no @ for your handle
Resign and light a candle, 
FU U DIE.
Say goodbye 
to that TT-
Y you running Windows?
My condolences, fam
Reboot twice just to fit it in RAM
BSOD? yeah: bitch, stop or die!
I run a headless slackware 
just to flex on the sky
git pull 
you a fool 
every merge commit
makes someone on your team quit
Yo, I'm a SIGKILL assassin
you on  mute
your password's cute
My alias is root;
my command absolute.
I execute
while you soft reboot, 
your buffer overflowing
and I'm still going, 
my stack's protected
I chown the throne, 
now your shell rejected
Trying to fork, you getting SIGSTOP
Nothing left, 
you got EOF
kill, nice, hangup, shutdown,
trap, abort,
break, 
exec kill!

#!bash